It’s like being married to a child some days…
My husband had a doctor appointment yesterday. Here is how the conversation went when I got home…
Me: How did everything go?
Him: All good. Blah, blah, blah. He was talking to me about ways to improve my health; getting more exercise, including more plant based meals into my diet.
Me: Really? Hmmm…
Him: (Reading from the visit notes) more fruits and vegetables, he listed a website with vegan recipes, I told him I would pass it on to you since I don’t really cook.
Him: Why do you say that?
Me: You DON”T actually eat fruits and vegetables.
Him: Yes I do!
Me: An occasional salad does not count.
Him: I eat fruit! I sometimes put banana on my yogurt with granola.
Him: I liked those brussels sprouts you made!
Me: The ones with bacon? The ones you ate 1 or 2 of? He is talking about full meals with no meat or dairy products. No butter, no cheese.
Him: Oh, well, I would be open to trying something every now and then.
This should last for about 1 meal.